{"id":1713,"date":"2007-12-21T13:40:02","date_gmt":"2007-12-21T19:40:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mattcastille.com\/me\/?p=1713"},"modified":"2007-12-21T13:40:07","modified_gmt":"2007-12-21T19:40:07","slug":"we-wish-you-a-tacky-christmas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/mattcastille.com\/me\/2007\/12\/we-wish-you-a-tacky-christmas\/","title":{"rendered":"We Wish You a Tacky Christmas"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"http:\/\/gizmodo.com\/336687\/we-wish-you-a-tacky-christmas\" >Horrible Christmas: We Wish You a Tacky Christmas<\/a>:<br \/>\nWe Wish You a Tacky Christmas<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/mattcastille.com\/me\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/12\/deerhand.jpeg\" rel=\"shadowbox[sbpost-1713];player=img;\"  onclick=\"window.open('http:\/\/mattcastille.com\/me\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/12\/deerhand.jpeg','popup','width=500,height=369,scrollbars=no,resizable=yes,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=yes,left=0,top=0');return false\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/mattcastille.com\/me\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/12\/deerhand-tm.jpg\" height=\"295\" width=\"400\" border=\"1\" hspace=\"4\" vspace=\"4\" alt=\"Deerhand\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Horrible Christmas: We Wish You a Tacky Christmas: We Wish You a Tacky Christmas<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1713","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-art"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4RRl-rD","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/mattcastille.com\/me\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1713","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/mattcastille.com\/me\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/mattcastille.com\/me\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mattcastille.com\/me\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mattcastille.com\/me\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1713"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/mattcastille.com\/me\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1713\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/mattcastille.com\/me\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1713"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mattcastille.com\/me\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1713"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mattcastille.com\/me\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1713"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}