{"id":3825,"date":"2008-10-24T17:46:46","date_gmt":"2008-10-24T22:46:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mattcastille.com\/me\/?p=3825"},"modified":"2008-10-24T17:46:46","modified_gmt":"2008-10-24T22:46:46","slug":"ron-jeremys-wind-up-toy-you-would-if-you-could-nsfw","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/mattcastille.com\/me\/2008\/10\/ron-jeremys-wind-up-toy-you-would-if-you-could-nsfw\/","title":{"rendered":"Ron Jeremy&#8217;s Wind Up Toy: You Would If You Could! (NSFW)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/mattcastille.com\/me\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/10\/ron-jeremy-wind-up-01.jpg\" width=\"467\" height=\"440\" alt=\"ron-jeremy-wind-up_01.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<blockquote cite=\"http:\/\/gizmodo.com\/5068543\/ron-jeremys-wind-up-toy-you-would-if-you-could-nsfw\"><p>\n  Ron Jeremy&#8217;s Wind Up Toy: You Would If You Could! (NSFW) [From <a rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"http:\/\/gizmodo.com\/5068543\/ron-jeremys-wind-up-toy-you-would-if-you-could-nsfw\" ><cite>Ron Jeremy&#8217;s Wind Up Toy: You Would If You Could! (NSFW)<\/cite><\/a>]\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote cite=\"http:\/\/gizmodo.com\/5068543\/ron-jeremys-wind-up-toy-you-would-if-you-could-nsfw\">\n<div class=\"itunes_track\">\n    Listened to: <span class=\"title\">Gimmie Some Good Times<\/span> from the album &#8220;<span class=\"album\">Street Hassle<\/span>&#8221; by <span class=\"artist\"><a rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/search?q=%22Lou%20Reed%22\" >Lou Reed<\/a><\/span>\n  <\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n<blockquote cite=\"http:\/\/gizmodo.com\/5068543\/ron-jeremys-wind-up-toy-you-would-if-you-could-nsfw\"><p>\n  \n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ron Jeremy&#8217;s Wind Up Toy: You Would If You Could!   (NSFW) [From   Ron Jeremy&#8217;s Wind Up Toy: You Would If You Could! <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3825","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-art"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4RRl-ZH","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/mattcastille.com\/me\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3825","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/mattcastille.com\/me\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/mattcastille.com\/me\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mattcastille.com\/me\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mattcastille.com\/me\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3825"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/mattcastille.com\/me\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3825\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/mattcastille.com\/me\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3825"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mattcastille.com\/me\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3825"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mattcastille.com\/me\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3825"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}