1. Thank you. We’re all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.<\/p>\n
2. The fact that no one understands you doesn’t mean you’re an artist.<\/p>\n
3. I don’t know what your problem is, but I’ll bet it’s hard to pronounce.<\/p>\n
4. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.<\/p>\n
5. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don’t care.<\/p>\n
6. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.<\/p>\n
7. What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?<\/p>\n
8. I’m not being rude. You’re just insignificant.<\/p>\n
9. I’m already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.<\/p>\n
10. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.<\/p>\n
11. It’s a thankless job, but I’ve got a lot of Karma to burn off.<\/p>\n
12. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.<\/p>\n
13. No, my powers can only be used for good.<\/p>\n
14. How about never? Is never good for you?<\/p>\n
15. I’m really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.<\/p>\n
16. You sound reasonable…Time to up my medication.<\/p>\n
17. I’ll try being nicer if you’ll try being smarter.<\/p>\n
18. I’m out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message…<\/p>\n
19. I don’t work here. I’m a consultant.<\/p>\n
20. Who me? I just wander from room to room.<\/p>\n
21. My toys! My toys! I can’t do this job without my toys!<\/p>\n
22. It might look like I’m doing nothing, but at the cellular level I’m really quite busy.<\/p>\n
23. At least I have a positive attitude about my destructive habits.<\/p>\n
24. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.<\/p>\n
25. I see you’ve set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.<\/p>\n
26. Someday, we’ll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.<\/p>\n