{"id":473,"date":"2007-06-29T14:34:12","date_gmt":"2007-06-29T19:34:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mattcastille.com\/me\/?p=473"},"modified":"2007-06-29T14:34:21","modified_gmt":"2007-06-29T19:34:21","slug":"professional-porn-sales-down-the-onion-americas-finest-news-source","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/mattcastille.com\/me\/2007\/06\/professional-porn-sales-down-the-onion-americas-finest-news-source\/","title":{"rendered":"Professional Porn Sales Down | The Onion &#8211; America&#8217;s Finest News Source"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/mattcastille.com\/me\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/06\/wdyt-photo1.article.jpg\" rel=\"shadowbox[sbpost-473];player=img;\"  onclick=\"window.open('http:\/\/mattcastille.com\/me\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/06\/wdyt-photo1.article.jpg','popup','width=90,height=116,scrollbars=no,resizable=yes,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=yes,left=0,top=0');return false\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/mattcastille.com\/me\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/06\/wdyt-photo1.article-tm.jpg\" height=\"100\" width=\"77\" border=\"1\" hspace=\"4\" vspace=\"4\" alt=\"Wdyt Photo1.Article\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/content\/amvo\/professional_porn_sales_down?utm_source=onion_rss_daily\" >Professional Porn Sales Down | The Onion &#8211; America&#8217;s Finest News Source<\/a>:<br \/>\nProfessional Porn Sales Down<br \/>\nSales and rentals of adult DVDs are down 30 percent due to the rise in homemade Internet porn. What do you think?<\/p>\n<p>Robin Petersen,<br \/>\nDatabase Adminsitrator<br \/>\n&#8220;These thrifty Internet porn enthusiasts are missing out on the lifelong friends you make at adult shops.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Simon Stephens,<br \/>\nFlorist<br \/>\n&#8220;That&#8217;s the problem with the porn biz. No matter how low your price is for having an entire billiard-ball set shoved up your ass, there&#8217;s always some punk waiting in the wings willing to do it for free.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Professional Porn Sales Down | The Onion &#8211; America&#8217;s Finest News Source: Professional Porn Sales Down Sales and rentals of adult DVDs are down 30 percent due to the rise in homemade Internet porn. What do you think? Robin Petersen, Database Adminsitrator &#8220;These thrifty Internet porn enthusiasts are missing out on the lifelong friends you &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/mattcastille.com\/me\/2007\/06\/professional-porn-sales-down-the-onion-americas-finest-news-source\/\"  class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Professional Porn Sales Down | The Onion &#8211; America&#8217;s Finest News Source<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-473","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-other"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4RRl-7D","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/mattcastille.com\/me\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/473","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/mattcastille.com\/me\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/mattcastille.com\/me\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mattcastille.com\/me\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mattcastille.com\/me\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=473"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/mattcastille.com\/me\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/473\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/mattcastille.com\/me\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=473"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mattcastille.com\/me\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=473"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mattcastille.com\/me\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=473"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}