{"id":5012,"date":"2009-03-30T23:59:38","date_gmt":"2009-03-31T04:59:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mattcastille.com\/me\/?p=5012"},"modified":"2009-03-30T23:59:38","modified_gmt":"2009-03-31T04:59:38","slug":"disturbing-snake-swallows-man-or-dont-go-to-sleep-on-the-job","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/mattcastille.com\/me\/2009\/03\/disturbing-snake-swallows-man-or-dont-go-to-sleep-on-the-job\/","title":{"rendered":"Disturbing: Snake Swallows Man, or, Don&#8217;t Go to Sleep on the Job!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mattcastille.com\/me\/wp-content\/upload\/2009\/03\/snake01.jpg\" width=\"480\" height=\"321\" alt=\"snake01.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<blockquote cite=\"http:\/\/www.plainjanegames.com\/funstuff\/snakesnack.htm\"><p>\n  [From <a href=\"http:\/\/www.plainjanegames.com\/funstuff\/snakesnack.htm\" ><cite>Disturbing: Snake Swallows Man, or, Don&#8217;t Go to Sleep on the Job!<\/cite><\/a>]\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mattcastille.com\/me\/wp-content\/upload\/2009\/03\/snake01.jpg\" width=\"480\" height=\"321\" alt=\"snake01.jpg\" \/>  <\/p>\n<p>[From   Disturbing: Snake Swallows Man, or, Don&#8217;t Go to Sleep on the Job!  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5012","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-other"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4RRl-1iQ","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/mattcastille.com\/me\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5012","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/mattcastille.com\/me\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/mattcastille.com\/me\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mattcastille.com\/me\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mattcastille.com\/me\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5012"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/mattcastille.com\/me\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5012\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/mattcastille.com\/me\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5012"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mattcastille.com\/me\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5012"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mattcastille.com\/me\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5012"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}