{"id":570,"date":"2007-07-16T13:49:08","date_gmt":"2007-07-16T18:49:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mattcastille.com\/me\/?p=570"},"modified":"2007-07-16T13:49:12","modified_gmt":"2007-07-16T18:49:12","slug":"the-time-is-nigh-now-watch-is-always-right","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/mattcastille.com\/me\/2007\/07\/the-time-is-nigh-now-watch-is-always-right\/","title":{"rendered":"The Time Is Nigh: NOW Watch is Always Right"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.gawker.com\/~r\/gizmodo\/full\/~3\/134263292\/now-watch-is-always-right-278824.php\" >The Time Is Nigh: NOW Watch is Always Right<\/a>:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"now_watch.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/gizmodo.com\/assets\/resources\/2007\/07\/now_watch.jpg\" width=\"386\" height=\"400\" class=\"center\"\/><span style=\"font-size:0pt;\"><br \/>\n<\/span>Even a stopped clock is right twice a day, but this watch is even more accurate: It&#8217;s always right, because when someone asks you what time it is, just show them its face prominently displaying the word &#8220;NOW.&#8221; But wait a minute, this is a fake watch. Damn. But you can&#8217;t argue with its correctitude. For your humorless friends, just tell them it&#8217;s a special precision timepiece supporting the National Organization for Women.<\/p>\n<p>Addy, our British Gizmodian wordsmith\/babe, says it stands for Nobs Out, Wankers. Either way, it&#8217;s <em>on sale<\/em> for $49.95. Seems like a lot to pay just to lampoon your clock-watching friends. [<a href=\"http:\/\/www.thisnext.com\/item\/02522C7E\/EEBEB465\/NOW-Watch\" >Elevate Films<\/a>, via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.elevatefilms.com\/NOW_Watch_p\/watch-001.htm\" >This Next<\/a>]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Time Is Nigh: NOW Watch is Always Right: Even a stopped clock is right twice a day, but this watch is even more accurate: It&#8217;s always right, because when someone asks you what time it is, just show them its face prominently displaying the word &#8220;NOW.&#8221; But wait a minute, this is a fake &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/mattcastille.com\/me\/2007\/07\/the-time-is-nigh-now-watch-is-always-right\/\"  class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">The Time Is Nigh: NOW Watch is Always Right<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-570","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-technology"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4RRl-9c","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/mattcastille.com\/me\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/570","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/mattcastille.com\/me\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/mattcastille.com\/me\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mattcastille.com\/me\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mattcastille.com\/me\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=570"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/mattcastille.com\/me\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/570\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/mattcastille.com\/me\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=570"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mattcastille.com\/me\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=570"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mattcastille.com\/me\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=570"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}