{"id":6116,"date":"2009-09-20T13:01:48","date_gmt":"2009-09-20T20:01:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mattcastille.com\/me\/2009\/09\/weener-kleener-soap-ring\/"},"modified":"2009-09-20T13:01:48","modified_gmt":"2009-09-20T20:01:48","slug":"weener-kleener-soap-ring","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/mattcastille.com\/me\/2009\/09\/weener-kleener-soap-ring\/","title":{"rendered":"Weener Kleener Soap Ring"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mattcastille.com\/me\/wp-content\/upload\/2009\/09\/collegehumor.511487b3a469f408092422e1440d8ede.jpg\" width=\"473\" height=\"354\" alt=\"collegehumor.511487b3a469f408092422e1440d8ede.jpg\" style=\"float:left;\" \/><\/p>\n<blockquote cite=\"http:\/\/gizmodo.com\/261170\/weener-kleener-soap-ring-sfw\">\n<p>I don&#8217;t know what kind of world we live in where an inventor is coming up with a) new ways to shape bars of soap b) a device that increases the efficiency of me pulling on my weener for the sake of hygiene c) a package for said product with copywriting that displaces all my $.99 jokes.<\/p>\n<p>[From <a rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"http:\/\/gizmodo.com\/261170\/weener-kleener-soap-ring-sfw\" ><cite>Weener Kleener Soap Ring (SFW) &#8211; Cleaner &#8211; Gizmodo<\/cite><\/a>]\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mattcastille.com\/me\/wp-content\/upload\/2009\/09\/collegehumor.511487b3a469f408092422e1440d8ede.jpg\" width=\"473\" height=\"354\" alt=\"collegehumor.511487b3a469f408092422e1440d8ede.jpg\" style=\"float:left;\" \/>   I don&#8217;t know what kind of world we live in where an inventor is coming up with a) new ways to shape bars of soap b) a device that increases the efficiency of me pulling on my weener for the sake of hygiene c) a package for said product with copywriting that displaces all my $.99 jokes.   [From   Weener Kleener Soap Ring (SFW) &#8211; Cleaner &#8211; Gizmodo  ]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6116","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-other"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4RRl-1AE","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/mattcastille.com\/me\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6116","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/mattcastille.com\/me\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/mattcastille.com\/me\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mattcastille.com\/me\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mattcastille.com\/me\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6116"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/mattcastille.com\/me\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6116\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/mattcastille.com\/me\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6116"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mattcastille.com\/me\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6116"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mattcastille.com\/me\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6116"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}