{"id":6266,"date":"2009-11-17T10:50:43","date_gmt":"2009-11-17T18:50:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mattcastille.com\/me\/2009\/11\/microsoft-youre-not-cool-youre-the-opposite-of-cool-stop-making-your-employees-dance-w-vid\/"},"modified":"2009-11-17T10:50:43","modified_gmt":"2009-11-17T18:50:43","slug":"microsoft-youre-not-cool-youre-the-opposite-of-cool-stop-making-your-employees-dance-w-vid","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/mattcastille.com\/me\/2009\/11\/microsoft-youre-not-cool-youre-the-opposite-of-cool-stop-making-your-employees-dance-w-vid\/","title":{"rendered":"Microsoft: You&#8217;re not cool; you&#8217;re the opposite of cool; stop making your employees dance (w\/ vid)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><object width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/TSAXEVXvNz8&#038;rel=0&#038;color1=0xb1b1b1&#038;color2=0xcfcfcf&#038;hl=en_US&#038;feature=player_embedded&#038;fs=1\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\"><\/param><\/object><\/p>\n<blockquote cite=\"http:\/\/macdailynews.com\/index.php\/weblog\/comments\/23066\/\">\n<p>Microsoft: You\u2019re not cool; you\u2019re the opposite of cool; stop making your employees dance (w\/ vid)<br \/>\n  Tuesday, November 17, 2009 &#8211; 12:29 PM EST<br \/>\n  Here&#8217;s a video of some Microsoft retail employees in their fake Apple Store in Mission Viejo, California, faking &#8220;spontaneity&#8221; via, of all things, some rendition of &#8220;The Electric Slide&#8221; gone horribly wrong and performed, of course, to the wrong song:<\/p>\n<p>[From <a href=\"http:\/\/macdailynews.com\/index.php\/weblog\/comments\/23066\/\" ><cite>MacDailyNews &#8211; Microsoft: You&#8217;re not cool; you&#8217;re the opposite of cool; stop making your employees dance (w\/ vid)<\/cite><\/a>]\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Microsoft: You\u2019re not cool; you\u2019re the opposite of cool; stop making your employees dance (w\/ vid) Tuesday, November 17, 2009 &#8211; 12:29 PM EST Here&#8217;s a video of some Microsoft retail employees in their fake Apple Store in Mission Viejo, California, faking &#8220;spontaneity&#8221; via, of all things, some rendition of &#8220;The Electric Slide&#8221; gone horribly &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/mattcastille.com\/me\/2009\/11\/microsoft-youre-not-cool-youre-the-opposite-of-cool-stop-making-your-employees-dance-w-vid\/\"  class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Microsoft: You&#8217;re not cool; you&#8217;re the opposite of cool; stop making your employees dance (w\/ vid)<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6266","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-technology"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4RRl-1D4","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/mattcastille.com\/me\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6266","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/mattcastille.com\/me\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/mattcastille.com\/me\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mattcastille.com\/me\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mattcastille.com\/me\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6266"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/mattcastille.com\/me\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6266\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/mattcastille.com\/me\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6266"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mattcastille.com\/me\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6266"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mattcastille.com\/me\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6266"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}