{"id":6456,"date":"2010-01-31T18:39:56","date_gmt":"2010-02-01T02:39:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mattcastille.com\/me\/2010\/01\/sumerians-look-on-in-confusion-as-god-creates-world-the-onion-americas-finest-news-source\/"},"modified":"2010-01-31T18:39:56","modified_gmt":"2010-02-01T02:39:56","slug":"sumerians-look-on-in-confusion-as-god-creates-world-the-onion-americas-finest-news-source","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/mattcastille.com\/me\/2010\/01\/sumerians-look-on-in-confusion-as-god-creates-world-the-onion-americas-finest-news-source\/","title":{"rendered":"Sumerians Look On In Confusion As God Creates World | The Onion &#8211; America&#8217;s Finest News Source"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote cite=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/content\/news\/sumerians_look_on_in_confusion_as\"><p>\n  <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mattcastille.com\/me\/wp-content\/upload\/2010\/01\/5-Sumerians-Look-article_large.article_large.jpg\" width=\"480\" height=\"256\" alt=\"5-Sumerians-Look-article_large.article_large.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Members of the earth&#8217;s earliest known civilization, the Sumerians, looked on in shock and confusion some 6,000 years ago as God, the Lord Almighty, created Heaven and Earth.<\/p>\n<p>[From <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/content\/news\/sumerians_look_on_in_confusion_as\" ><cite>Sumerians Look On In Confusion As God Creates World | The Onion &#8211; America&#8217;s Finest News Source<\/cite><\/a>]\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Members of the earth&#8217;s earliest known civilization, the Sumerians, looked on in shock and confusion some 6,000 years ago as God, the Lord Almighty, created Heaven and Earth. [From Sumerians Look On In Confusion As God Creates World | The Onion &#8211; America&#8217;s Finest News Source]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6456","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-other"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4RRl-1G8","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/mattcastille.com\/me\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6456","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/mattcastille.com\/me\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/mattcastille.com\/me\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mattcastille.com\/me\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mattcastille.com\/me\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6456"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/mattcastille.com\/me\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6456\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/mattcastille.com\/me\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6456"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mattcastille.com\/me\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6456"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mattcastille.com\/me\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6456"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}