{"id":7230,"date":"2010-09-23T22:06:09","date_gmt":"2010-09-24T05:06:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mattcastille.com\/me\/?p=7230"},"modified":"2010-09-23T22:06:11","modified_gmt":"2010-09-24T05:06:11","slug":"story-updated-daily-koswant-a-raise-wash-your-vagina","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/mattcastille.com\/me\/2010\/09\/story-updated-daily-koswant-a-raise-wash-your-vagina\/","title":{"rendered":"Story Updated.\nDaily Kos\nWant a raise? Wash your vagina."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"float: right;\" title=\"Eve.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mattcastille.com\/me\/wp-content\/upload\/2010\/09\/Eve.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Eve.jpg\" width=\"458\" height=\"600\" \/><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.dailykos.com\/storyonly\/2010\/8\/26\/896386\/-Want-a-raise-Wash-your-vagina\" >Daily Kos: State of the Nation<\/a>: &#8220;So, ladies, you say you want a raise? How should you go about getting it?<\/p>\n<p>First, you have to figure out how to compete with the guy in the next cubicle. After all, he went to a school almost as good as yours. His grades were nearly as good as yours, too. He works hard. In fact, most mornings, he&#8217;s the second person in the office. You know this, because you&#8217;re always first. He is young, ruggedly good looking, and he washes his balls with a manly but fresh sandalwood soap.<\/p>\n<p>What to do?<\/p>\n<p>Fortunately, the good folks at Women&#8217;s Day and Summer&#8217;s Eve have a few words of advice for you.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Daily Kos: State of the Nation: &#8220;So, ladies, you say you want a raise? How should you go about getting it? First, you have to figure out how to compete with the guy in the next cubicle. After all, he went to a school almost as good as yours. His grades were nearly as good &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/mattcastille.com\/me\/2010\/09\/story-updated-daily-koswant-a-raise-wash-your-vagina\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Story Updated.<br \/>\nDaily Kos<br \/>\nWant a raise? Wash your vagina.<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7230","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-other"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4RRl-1SC","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/mattcastille.com\/me\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7230","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/mattcastille.com\/me\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/mattcastille.com\/me\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mattcastille.com\/me\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mattcastille.com\/me\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7230"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/mattcastille.com\/me\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7230\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7231,"href":"http:\/\/mattcastille.com\/me\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7230\/revisions\/7231"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/mattcastille.com\/me\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7230"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mattcastille.com\/me\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7230"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mattcastille.com\/me\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7230"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}