{"id":8560,"date":"2011-11-19T23:58:29","date_gmt":"2011-11-20T07:58:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mattcastille.com\/me\/?p=8560"},"modified":"2011-11-19T23:58:30","modified_gmt":"2011-11-20T07:58:30","slug":"zombie-proof-house-keeps-the-walking-dead-and-jehovahs-witnesses-at-bay-the-last-goddess-magazine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/mattcastille.com\/me\/2011\/11\/zombie-proof-house-keeps-the-walking-dead-and-jehovahs-witnesses-at-bay-the-last-goddess-magazine\/","title":{"rendered":"Zombie-Proof House Keeps the Walking Dead and Jehovah’s Witnesses at Bay | The Last Goddess Magazine"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Zombie<\/p>\n

Zombie-Proof House Keeps the Walking Dead and Jehovah’s Witnesses at Bay | The Last Goddess Magazine<\/a>: “\u201cThe Safe House,\u201d designed by KWK Promes, is the perfect house for anyone who fears attack by zombies, Jehovah\u2019s Witnesses or Mormons.<\/p>\n

Located in Poland, by day the house is a two-story concrete cube, with 6,100 square feet of spacious living areas, floor to ceiling windows, panoramic views of the surrounding landscape, and a beautiful indoor swimming pool.<\/p>\n

But by night, or in the event of a zombie or creepy religious fanatic attack, heavy doors and shutters slide closed, providing \u201cmaximum security\u201d for the people hunkered down inside.<\/p>\n

It isn\u2019t the most beautiful design in the world, but when the zombiepocalypse comes it may very well be where mankind makes its last stand.”<\/p>\n

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Zombie-Proof House Keeps the Walking Dead and Jehovah’s Witnesses at Bay | The Last Goddess Magazine: “\u201cThe Safe House,\u201d designed by KWK Promes, is the perfect house for anyone who fears attack by zombies, Jehovah\u2019s Witnesses or Mormons. Located in Poland, by day the house is a two-story concrete cube, with 6,100 square feet of … Continue reading Zombie-Proof House Keeps the Walking Dead and Jehovah’s Witnesses at Bay | The Last Goddess Magazine<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8560","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-technology"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4RRl-2e4","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/mattcastille.com\/me\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8560","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/mattcastille.com\/me\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/mattcastille.com\/me\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mattcastille.com\/me\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mattcastille.com\/me\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8560"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/mattcastille.com\/me\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8560\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8561,"href":"http:\/\/mattcastille.com\/me\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8560\/revisions\/8561"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/mattcastille.com\/me\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8560"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mattcastille.com\/me\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8560"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mattcastille.com\/me\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8560"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}