{"id":9748,"date":"2014-05-26T23:53:05","date_gmt":"2014-05-27T06:53:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mattcastille.com\/me\/?p=9748"},"modified":"2014-05-26T23:54:17","modified_gmt":"2014-05-27T06:54:17","slug":"welcome-to-america","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/mattcastille.com\/me\/2014\/05\/welcome-to-america\/","title":{"rendered":"welcome to America!!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mattcastille.com\/me\/wp-content\/upload\/2014\/05\/140027839104_PM.png\" alt=\"140027839104 PM\" title=\"140027839104_PM.png\" border=\"0\" width=\"600\" height=\"541\" \/><br \/>\nhere it is if you must:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/noisey.vice.com\/blog\/unlocking-the-mystery-of-stitches-the-rapper-behind-brick-in-yo-face\" >Unlocking the Mystery of Stitches, the Rapper Behind &#8220;Brick in Yo Face&#8221; | NOISEY<\/a>: &#8220;As far as breakout singles go, Stitches\u2019 \u2018Brick In Yo Face\u2019 is nonpareil. Its beat wheezes and lurches like a freight train as conducted by Godzilla as Stitches bellows, \u2018I LOVE SELLIN\u2019 BLOW!!!\u2019 over and over again, like a team of sirens trying to lure Odysseus to their lands with the promise of gigantic fucking brick of cocaine. Its video, meanwhile, is devastatingly straightforward, almost comically so. Linebacker-size, Stitches cuts an imposing figure, especially when screaming, gun in hand, in front of a trap house with a battalion of likeminded goons. His boasts about selling blow are complemented by shots of him exchanging bricks for trash bags of cash, as well as a dude with a Hellraiser mask throwing a brick of the Chelsea Clinton around an empty room, chimp-style. The overall effect of the song and its accompanying video leads you feeling like you\u2019ve been shot in the face with an AK-47. This has more than a little to do with the fact that Stitches literally has an AK-47 tattooed on his face.<\/p>\n<p>\u2018I got it \u2018cuz it\u2019s my favorite gun,\u2019 Stitches says over the phone, nonchalant, as if tattooing the image of a heavily-regulated firearm above your right jawbone was the most normal thing in the world. \u2018I got it when I was 16.\u2019 This pragmatic attitude of Thing-A-Yields-Thing-B permeates every facet of how Stitches communicates. When I ask how the video went viral, he tells me, \u2018I was planning on that a couple weeks before it dropped. I knew it was going to be big.\u2019<\/p>\n<p>Stitches and I are talking on the phone because I, along with a substantial portion of the rap-consuming internet, want to know more about him. Though he\u2019s given a few interviews in the past, he\u2019s divulged little, perhaps out of a wish to avoid self-incrimination, perhaps because no one was asking the right questions. The lack of information, along with the feeling that the Stitches shtick is a little too perfect for capturing the Internet&#8217;s attention, creates the distinct feeling that there&#8217;s something off about the whole story. Where the fuck did the dude actually come from? How the fuck did he hit so big, so fast?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>(Via <a href=\"\"><\/a>.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>here it is if you must: Unlocking the Mystery of Stitches, the Rapper Behind &#8220;Brick in Yo Face&#8221; | NOISEY: &#8220;As far as breakout singles go, Stitches\u2019 \u2018Brick In Yo Face\u2019 is nonpareil. Its beat wheezes and lurches like a freight train as conducted by Godzilla as Stitches bellows, \u2018I LOVE SELLIN\u2019 BLOW!!!\u2019 over and &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/mattcastille.com\/me\/2014\/05\/welcome-to-america\/\"  class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">welcome to America!!!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9748","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-other"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4RRl-2xe","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/mattcastille.com\/me\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9748","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/mattcastille.com\/me\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/mattcastille.com\/me\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mattcastille.com\/me\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mattcastille.com\/me\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9748"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/mattcastille.com\/me\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9748\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9751,"href":"http:\/\/mattcastille.com\/me\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9748\/revisions\/9751"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/mattcastille.com\/me\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9748"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mattcastille.com\/me\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9748"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mattcastille.com\/me\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9748"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}