{"id":9882,"date":"2014-07-03T23:42:31","date_gmt":"2014-07-04T06:42:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mattcastille.com\/me\/?p=9882"},"modified":"2014-07-03T23:42:31","modified_gmt":"2014-07-04T06:42:31","slug":"dont-go-clubbing-if-youre-not-gonna-dance-dickhead-the-vice-guide-to-berlin-vice-united-states","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/mattcastille.com\/me\/2014\/07\/dont-go-clubbing-if-youre-not-gonna-dance-dickhead-the-vice-guide-to-berlin-vice-united-states\/","title":{"rendered":"Don’t Go Clubbing if You’re Not Gonna Dance, Dickhead \u2013\u00a0The VICE Guide to Berlin | VICE United States"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Don’t Go Clubbing if You’re Not Gonna Dance, Dickhead \u2013\u00a0The VICE Guide to Berlin | VICE United States<\/a>: “The German capital is one of the planet\u2019s great party cities, where your every dream and darkest desire has been turned into a three-story nightclub with a merciless door policy. Sadly, everybody in the world knows this, so the only thing worse than the stupid fucking lines outside the clubs is the infuriating tourists within them. Here\u2019s how to avoid pissing off the locals and convince everyone that you’re ein Berliner.”<\/p>\n

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Don’t Go Clubbing if You’re Not Gonna Dance, Dickhead \u2013\u00a0The VICE Guide to Berlin | VICE United States: “The German capital is one of the planet\u2019s great party cities, where your every dream and darkest desire has been turned into a three-story nightclub with a merciless door policy. Sadly, everybody in the world knows this, … Continue reading Don’t Go Clubbing if You’re Not Gonna Dance, Dickhead \u2013\u00a0The VICE Guide to Berlin | VICE United States<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9882","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-other"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4RRl-2zo","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/mattcastille.com\/me\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9882","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/mattcastille.com\/me\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/mattcastille.com\/me\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mattcastille.com\/me\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mattcastille.com\/me\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9882"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/mattcastille.com\/me\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9882\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9883,"href":"http:\/\/mattcastille.com\/me\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9882\/revisions\/9883"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/mattcastille.com\/me\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9882"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mattcastille.com\/me\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9882"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mattcastille.com\/me\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9882"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}