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Out Here – Page 1 – Music – Dallas – Dallas Observer: “The third cassette in the 10-tape series from local avant-noise collective Vas Deferens Organization, this is indeed the sound of men playing with their penises in public. But God love ’em, they aren’t ashamed about it. Art-rock, Krautrock, trance-rock–whatever the tradition it’s all noise on this end, sound effects and static meant to evoke a mood and create an atmosphere. It’s the legacy of Faust and Neu! and LaBradford taken to the nth degree, where sound becomes pure noise and dreams give way to nightmares and music becomes ‘music’ by definition alone. The sound of the sampler and the computer, human sounds (Arabic chants, exotic percussion, guitars) blend with the inhuman (beeps and squawks and squeals and distorted static) to create something bizarre, frightening, ridiculous, unreal, unlistenable.

That’s not to say Castille doesn’t know all this: The tape, divided into the ‘Acid’ and ‘Opium’ sides, proudly displays its pretensions in everything from its silver-and-black slip-on cassette condom to the noise on the tape. And though a good hunk of the cassette plays itself out like a radio tuned into five stations at once (hell, five countries at once) with the static in between, sometimes he actually achieves something quite remarkable: The Middle Eastern samples on the far more effective ‘Opium’ side contrast extraordinarily with the noise effects (maybe they’re horns sampled into a computer, maybe they’re created by the computer itself), and the result is something just this side of Eno’s ambient sound tracks. It’s actually quite beautiful in spots, even creepier in others–no doubt Castille’s intention from the get-go.”

 

Sherlock Mustache Pipe Jet Black by PhantomGlassStudio on Etsy

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Sherlock Mustache Pipe Jet Black by PhantomGlassStudio on Etsy: “This is a thick sherlock pipe colored with Jet Black frit! There is a black mustache adorning the mouthpiece. The piece is thick and magnifies the color inside!! This piece is truly unique and hard to find!

This pipe was made with heavy wall borosilicate(also known as pyrex) tubing, and was properly annealed in a digitally controlled kiln to ensure a lifetime of durability.

THIS PIPE IS INTENDED FOR TOBACCO USE BY PERSONS 18 YEARS OF AGE OR OLDER ONLY!!!”

 

ATLAS HOODS: THE CROATIAN TATTOOED GRANDMA CULT – Viceland Today

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ATLAS HOODS: THE CROATIAN TATTOOED GRANDMA CULT – Viceland Today: “That little girl in the middle there is Tea Turalija. She grew up in Bosnia and Herzegovina surrounded by tattooed women. Every day she would plant kisses on her great grandmother’s hands, thinking nothing of the etchings on her arms. When she got older, Tea discovered that all the inked-up old folk around her were from the final generation of a secret Catholic cult that developed while Bosnia was occupied by the Ottoman Empire. The cult members identified each other by tattooing their hands and arms using a compound ink that was made up, in part, of human breast milk.

The cult died out when communist Yugoslavia decided religion shouldn’t exist shortly after World War II, but now that that’s all over and done with Tea is trying to revive the craze.”

 

In honor of his pending departure: The top 10 craziest things Glenn Beck ever said | The Raw Story

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In honor of his pending departure: The top 10 craziest things Glenn Beck ever said | The Raw Story: “

4. ‘I’m thinking about killing Michael Moore, and I’m wondering if I could kill him myself, or if I would need to hire somebody to do it. No, I think I could. I think he could be looking me in the eye, you know, and I could just be choking the life out. Is this wrong? I stopped wearing my What Would Jesus — band — Do, and I’ve lost all sense of right and wrong now.’ — May 17, 2005

3. ‘The only [Katrina victims] we’re seeing on television are the scumbags.’ — Sept. 9, 2005

2. ‘You know, it took me about a year to start hating the 9/11 victims’ families. It took me about a year. Just like, oh, shut up. I’m so sick of them because they’re always complaining. […] I didn’t think I could hate victims faster than the 9/11 victims.’ — Sept. 9, 2005

1. ‘They [Democrats in Congress] believe in communism. They believe and have called for a revolution. You’re going to have to shoot them in the head. But warning, they may shoot you.” — June 9, 2010″

 

Cyclic Defrost: Felix Kubin & Ensemble Intégrales – Echohaus (Dekorder)

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Cyclic Defrost: Felix Kubin & Ensemble Intégrales – Echohaus (Dekorder): “Felix Kubin, long a stick in the spokes of the mundane, manages to flip the script once more and deliver a distinctly wrong-footed move in a career that has specialised in just that. Although being credited predominantly on Echohaus, Kubin could be described as composer and producer, rather than a player in this scene. Hamburg-based Ensemble Intégrales descended into the bowels of Westwerk, once a squat and cultural nexus for left-field arts, now the recording studios of ‘underground pop producer’ Tobias Levin. The details of the recording process are rather fascinating, and do add a further layer to the understanding and appreciation of Echohaus. The Ensemble, led by Burkhard Friedrich and Barbara Lüneberg, were recorded in separate rooms, connected only by headphones. The acoustic temperament of the room added the degree of echo in the haus, so to speak. Often seemingly drenched in reverb, no effects or reverb was added to the recording post-production.

The cover of this release features a nighttime shot of what I assume must be the Westwerk building. It’s very reminiscent of that brutalist piece of public housing found on Victoria Rd, in the Sydney suburb of Gladesville – Blandville Court (never has a block of flats been bestowed with such an appropriate moniker). And there are further parallels to Echohaus in Blandville. Vignettes and moods slide by – the album doesn’t really go anywhere, preferring a sombre mood to an exciting dynamic journey for the senses. Kubin’s trademark lightness of touch and ‘space-age’ pop from previous releases is certainly absent from der Echohaus.

As an introduction to the album, ‘Uncanny Valley’s creak and thump of disconnected musicians and dusty Intonarumori, flag that Echohaus maybe shouldn’t feature Kubin’s name so predominantly in the title. Rather appropriately, further on, ‘Nachtschicht (Night shift) für Russolo’, features mournful strings, hanging chords and simple piano motifs, like a cross between Morton Feldman and Jan Jelinek, this is night music for ghosts and insects. There’s not much going on in ‘Zerschlage mein Herz, dreifaltiger Gott’ other than delicate, high-pitched bowed violin, a deep rumbling spasmodic bass and badly timed rimshots, yet it would make a fantastic soundtrack to a forgotten silent horror classic.

Central piece ‘Schwarzer Fluss’ starts in a flurry of keys, creaks and percussion. It flits through numerous creepy varieties of chamber music where extended techniques ramp up the tension inexorably, kind of like Kubin contemporary Marcus Schmickler’s use of the Shepard tone on his latest album. The paranoia-inducing conclusion is reached via radio static, abased pianos and screeching orchestration. The remainder of Echohaus manages the odd serene moments in between the glowering soundscapes and chattering instrumentation. For the most part Echohaus is a descent into the underworld for Kubin and his companions, whereas previously the composer has preferred to orbit above the earth, somewhere in the stratosphere.”

 

Demand Super-Fast Broadband in the US | Techi.com

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Demand Super-Fast Broadband in the US | Techi.com: “An article in the NY Times yesterday really upset me. If you live in the US, it should upset you as well.

Hong Kong has a broadband service that costs less than $26 a month. This option for its fiber-to-the-home service offers a speed of 1,000 megabits a second. A gig. To put that into perspective, Verizon offers the ‘fastest’ broadband in the country for $145. It’s speed: 50 megabits down, 20 megabits up.

‘Why doesn’t Verizon offer gigabit service?’ Dane Jasper, CEO of Sonic.net asks. ‘Because it doesn’t have to.’

We are sheep. We need an Apple 1984 moment. Someone needs to throw a sledgehammer through somebody’s screen to wake us up.

But that’s the problem, isn’t it? The Internet is not an option that people can boycott. We can’t turn it off. We need our broadband. As such, it will take a bold company to produce the demand. We need a company that is willing to push the limits, building the infrastructure, and supply the speeds that will force the rest of the ISPs to respond.

Will it be Google? Verizon? The US Government? There are so many possibilities out there, but nobody is stepping up yet.

If you are ‘in the know’ about a company that needs support, please tell us. We will help get the word out through social media. We will blast it out there for the masses to see. Slow Internet is no longer an option. We need someone to step up today.

Who will it be?”

 

10 Most Precariously Placed Treehouses on Earth

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Vertiginous views are one thing, but combine such dizzying prospects with the sense that the planks on which you walk might give way at a moment’s notice, and even the bravest soul would be forgiven for allowing a little fear to creep in. The urge to inhabit high up places has been with us throughout the course of human history – tied up with a desire for protection from predators and the ability to see threats coming from afar.

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US lawmakers target ‘rogue websites’ with online infringement act | The Raw Story

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US lawmakers target ‘rogue websites’ with online infringement act | The Raw Story: “Democratic and Republican members of the US Congress pledged Monday to pass legislation that would give US authorities more tools to crack down on websites engaged in piracy of movies, television shows and music and the sale of counterfeit goods.

Senator Patrick Leahy, a Democrat from Vermont who chairs the Senate Judiciary Committee, said he would introduce a new version ‘soon’ of a bill designed to combat so-called ‘rogue websites.’

A previous bill co-sponsored by Leahy, called the Combating Online Infringement and Counterfeits Act, was approved by the Senate Judiciary Committee by a 19-0 vote in November, but never made it to the Senate floor.

Leahy, speaking to reporters on Monday, said: ‘Online infringement and the sale of counterfeit goods costs American creators, producers, and businesses billions of dollars and results in hundreds of thousands of lost jobs.

‘This theft is unacceptable at any time; it is devastating in our current economic climate,’ he said.

House Judiciary Committee chairman Lamar Smith, a Republican from Texas, said: ‘The success of our economy is in part tied to the success of America’s intellectual property industries.”

 

R.I.P. Lula Côrtes

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Lula Côrtes é sepultado em Pernambuco – Música – iG: “O cantor, compositor e poeta pernambucano Lula Côrtes, 61 anos, foi sepultado ontem à tarde do Cemitério de Jaboatão Velho, próximo do Recife. Pioneiro ao unir rock a ritmos nordestinos, Côrtes estava internado no hospital Barão de Lucena, na capital pernambucana, para tratar um câncer na garganta, que se espalhou pelo corpo. Sua última aparição pública havia sido em São Paulo, no último final de semana, em um show com Alceu Valença.”

Why Is the Fed Bailing Out Qaddafi?

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Why Is the Fed Bailing Out Qaddafi?:

Barack Obama recently issued an executive order imposing a wave of sanctions against Libya, not only freezing Libyan assets, but barring Americans from having business dealings with Libyan banks.

So raise your hand if you knew that the United States has been extending billions of dollars in aid to Qaddafi and to the Central Bank of Libya, through a Libyan-owned subsidiary bank operating out of Bahrain. And raise your hand if you knew that, just a week or so after Obama’s executive order, the U.S. Treasury Department quietly issuedan order exempting this and other Libyan-owned banks to continue operating without sanction.

Manhattan dentist sent 31 pounds of pot, worth $50K, in the mail

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Manhattan dentist sent 31 pounds of pot, worth $50K, in the mail: “A Manhattan dentist got a mystery UPS package Friday from a real dope – it was filled with 31 pounds of very pungent pot.

Dr. Richard Lyons couldn’t believe his nose when he opened the box that was delivered to his Chinatown office.

‘From my 70’s days, when I saw the green and smelled it, I knew it was marijuana,’ said Lyons, whose graying ponytail could qualify him for a bit role in a Cheech and Chong movie.

Lyons, 61, said he had no idea how the pot – worth up to $50,000 on the street – wound up at his place, but he immediately called the cops.

‘I was shocked – shocked! And annoyed,’ he said. ‘Even if I got an ounce of marijuana, I would have notified the police.

‘It’s not legal. I didn’t buy it!’

Lyons said the pot was wrapped in a black plastic bag ‘with a bunch of baby wipes on top’ that had been placed inside a plastic bin and then the box.

It arrived at his office at 10:30 a.m. and was signed for by an assistant. When he got in about 3 p.m., he opened the box to discover the tightly packed fresh-plucked buds.

He said called police, but when they hadn’t arrived after an hour, he got nervous that the intended recipient might show up to collect the weed – and called the press.

When cops arrived at the office on Worth and Mott Sts. – where a large red canopy advertises ‘Dr. Toothy’s Dental World’ – they had to borrow blue dental masks because the fumes gave them a headache.

The box had a return address for a Gwendaline Lyons in Katy, Texas. No listing could be found for the person.

A UPS spokeswoman said the express delivery service would open an investigation in the matter and contact the NYPD.

Anyone wishing to claim the package can contact the 5th Precinct detective squad at (212) 334-0742.”

 

Britney Spears’ Femme Fatale reviewed: an avant-garde pop masterpiece, really. – By Jody Rosen – Slate Magazine

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Britney Spears’ Femme Fatale reviewed: an avant-garde pop masterpiece, really. – By Jody Rosen – Slate Magazine: “But Spears’ blankness gives her songwriter-producers the opportunity to go nuts, taking wild liberties with beats, melodies, and effects. Britney’s star power, meanwhile, provides cover for the weirdness—anything she records, no matter how strange, instantly becomes pop. She may be a terrible musician; she’s certainly the most awkward performer of any major diva. But she is a great avant-gardist.”

Uncommon Act of Design: Fake Bus Stop Helps Alzheimer’s Patients | Fast Company

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Uncommon Act of Design: Fake Bus Stop Helps Alzheimer’s Patients | Fast Company: “One of the most pernicious symptoms of Alzheimer’s is that patients, in a fit of confusion, feel suddenly disoriented from their surroundings and wracked with a need to just get home. As a result, Alzheimer’s patients in nursing homes often escape–wandering at large, with no memory of who they are, oblivious to danger. The obvious (and common) solution is to lock up Alzheimer’s wards. But then, that seems cruel and it often aggravates a panicking patient even more.

Via Radiolab’s podcast comes a remarkable story of how the Benrath Senior Center in Dusseldorf, Germany, found an alternative solution. The staff there noticed that escaped Alzheimer’s patients often head directly to their only exit: Public transportation.

So they built a fake bus stop, right in front of the clinic. It works. Seniors trying to escape wander out and settle there—offering the staff a neutral ground to soothe them back inside. The seniors even tend to get lulled by the wait for a bus–they often flash back from their imagined past and snap back into the present. That single idea has since changed care at the senior center–the nurses now lead patients back from ‘other worlds’ by allowing them to explore the conceit, rather than trying to convince them otherwise.

That’s a brilliant act of design, in the same manner as the ‘@’ sign: The idea’s inventor, an adviser to the senior center, managed to re-appropriate the common bus stop–and everything it symbolizes–in a way that essentially hacks the mind.

Check out the full story at Radiolab–it’s a tearjerker. And then add Radiolab to your podcasts.

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Disinformation: Everything You Know Is Wrong

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Disinformation: Everything You Know Is Wrong: “Japan’s nuclear power plant crisis is no laughing matter in Springfield: Networks in several European countries are reportedly reviewing episodes of ‘The Simpsons’ for any ‘unsuitable’ references to nuclear disaster.

An Austrian network has apparently pulled two eps, 1992’s ‘Marge Gets a Job’ and 2005’s ‘On a Clear Day I Can’t See My Sister,’ which include jokes about radiation poisoning and nuclear meltdowns, respectively.

Al Jean — exec producer of the animated Fox comedy featuring inept family man/nuclear power plant worker Homer Simpson — tells EW that he can appreciate the concern.

‘We have 480 episodes, and if there are a few that they don’t want to air for awhile in light of the terrible thing going on, I completely understand that,’ says Jean, citing the previous example of the 1997 episode ‘Homer Versus the City of New York’ that was pulled after 9/11 because it included key scenes at the…”

 

ThinkProgress » GOP Rep. Woodall’s Response To Exxon Paying Nothing In Taxes: We Need ‘Lowest Corporate Tax Rate We Can Get’

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ThinkProgress » GOP Rep. Woodall’s Response To Exxon Paying Nothing In Taxes: We Need ‘Lowest Corporate Tax Rate We Can Get’: ” Last week, Rep. Rob Woodall held a tele-town hall meeting with his constituents, allowing them to call in and ask questions. At one point, a constituent called in and challenged Woodall’s belief that all we need is spending cuts to move towards a more balanced budget. The caller pointed out that closing corporate tax loopholes on big companies like Exxon Mobil — which paid zero federal corporate income taxes in 2009 — and Google, which only paid a 4.2 percent rate in taxes, would do a lot to help balance the budget as well.

Woodall replied by saying he’s ‘not a fan of class warfare’ and that the only people who’ve ever employed him are rich people. He then went on to say that corporate taxes are really taxes on the customers of these companies and that we need to get ‘corporate taxes as low as we can in this country’: “

 

The Dollar Bill Surgeon (12 pieces) – My Modern Metropolis

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The Dollar Bill Surgeon (12 pieces) – My Modern Metropolis: “While most people cringe at the thought of destroying money, Brooklyn-based tattoo artist Scott Campbell sees it as the perfect medium to showcase his impressive skill set. By laser-cutting each dollar individually with surgeon-like precision, then arranging them into 100-dollar stacks, Campbell creates highly detailed pieces that are almost too bizarre to believe. In essence, he destroys to create.

Of all his works, the three-dimensional skulls and skeletons really stand out. The imagery alludes to mortality, yet it’s sculpted from the currency with which we trade our time and energy. His subject matter and iconography epitomize blue-collar grit and the allure of the tattoo culture. Although communicating with this lowbrow parlance, he delivers work that is supremely refined, deliberate, and meticulously executed.

The piece above, titled Pièce de Résistance, uses $11,000 worth of currency sheets to create an over two-foot cube, into which a three dimensional skull is carved-out. If you find yourself in L.A., you can catch Campbell’s most recent solo show, Noblesse Oblige, in person at OHWOW gallery until 4.22.11. “

 

Man Wins $5,000 Suing Debt Collectors, Thanks To Google Voice – The Consumerist

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Man Wins $5,000 Suing Debt Collectors, Thanks To Google Voice – The Consumerist: “Reader PJ sued a bunch of harassing debt collectors and won $5,000, and Google Voice made doing it really easy. Someone had put down his work cellphone number on their credit applications and ran up a bunch of debts and collectors started calling him multiple times per day. He told them he wasn’t the guy and asked them nicely to stop, but that only made it worse.

PJ writes:

‘ In fact, the call frequency increased once they realized they had reached a live person. I called each of these companies multiple times, and though I was given assurances each time that my number would be taken off of their lists, the calls continued, morning, noon and night.

At my wits end, I decided the only way to have the harassing calls stop was to file suits against the collection companies. It’s very important to understand that it is against the law for a company to leave a pre-recorded message on your cell phone. Armed with this knowledge, I filed suit against several of the collection companies. I filed in small claims court so I did not need to hire an attorney, and the process was as simple as completing a paragraph on a complaint form. For evidence, I had over a hundred Google Voicemail transcripts showing the times the companies called and the text of the pre-recorded messages.

Mysteriously, the calls all stopped immediately on the same date the collection companies received the certified letters stating they were being sued. Then a new flurry of calls began pouring in. This time it was their attorneys.

The attorneys representing these out of state collection companies were all desperate to settle out of court. hey did not want to incur the expense of traveling for court or hiring a local law firm who wasn’t on retainer. They also understood they had no justifiable defense for the calls. To make a long story short, so far I have successfully sued 3 of these collection companies and settled for more than $5,000 out of court. All it cost me was $35 and 20 minutes per suit.

Making these companies pay is the only incentive for them to stop their illegal and harassing practices. If more consumers knew their rights and actually took a few minutes to stand up for them, it would become less profitable for these companies to conduct business the way they do now.”